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My mom has found my old pads. They are not bad actually Gray Nicols mens size. She has also found a Bellingham and Smith bat which has never been used (it is a bit small but better than nothing). Now we just need whore gloves and i think we have a complete whore kit.

Next year is going to be awesome and we are going to anihilate the Jolly Roger team.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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I bought whore pads and gloves so we're good to go.
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and i bought a whore so i can't see anything holding us up anymore

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Best cricket season of all time
'His most famous blunder was when he corrected student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" as "potatoe" at an elementary school spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, on June 15, 1992.[9]' - Wikipedia on Dan Quayle

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Oh brilliant. That means we actually have (nearly) 2 full whore kits. So both batsman can have kit at the same time. And people with nice stuff will keep their nice stuff nice.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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Except bats are still a problem.
'His most famous blunder was when he corrected student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" as "potatoe" at an elementary school spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, on June 15, 1992.[9]' - Wikipedia on Dan Quayle

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BUt i have a BS bat (bit small but it will do) - people can use that or buy their own bat.
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Mitch wrote:Except bats are still a problem.
i also have a bat... matt can have a look at it later and see if it's ok - it'll be long enough, it just may not be heavy enough
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i really don't know if she's making a sex joke or not :confused:

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for once, i actually wasn't... but if you want to fool around with my bat later, that's cool.

if you do decide to use it for your games though, i'm sure the guys would appreciate it if you changed the grip.
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:shock:

what have you got yourself into matt?

anyhoo, i have a bat... may actually have two... unless that crazy brother of mine broke them...
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Can I still play?
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McStew wrote:Can I still play?
Every time I go out for a duck that is the exact question I ask myself ...
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Fuck it. Peace Oddville.
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of course you can still play, dude. why wouldn't you?

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Because debate club made me cross and sulky. I'm over it and keen for the season to begin. Yay!!! :flash:
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speaking of which - Do we know if the pitch is open to play again? Do we know we are welcome to do so in the first place?
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i hate to point this out but aren't you the liason?

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Oh no - not anymore. I was, but I passed that on. But I'm sure I can find the groundsman's number again ...
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Who is the current Liason? I am keen to get the season started!!
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I passed on his number to Mitch along with the captaincy.

BUT never you mind. I have called Frank, and he says the pitch is good to go. And that we can play if we want to. Of course, it is cricket season at the moment; and the pitch might be occupied by little tykes. And whilst it may be fun to chase the buggers around, catching them and making them bite the bat whilst you thrust uncontrollably, it is probably a bad idea in the long term ...

So we just have to make sure the little fuckers aren't playing that day and we can go chase some leather.
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i'm sure primary school children don't play on sundays. and if they are, well, i find that a well aimed blow to the face often helps clear up these misunderstandings.

ok, so the pitch is good. let's organise the fixture list. my team is literally frothing at the mouth to take on the jolly rodger team.

oh, and did we clarify the rules? i do recall a thread about it, but if someone could link me up that would be tight.

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Let's intoduce the last man stands rule?

Also please lets be less hectic witht he amount of fixtures this year!! But yeah let's start organising!! I am available.
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i can't remember what the last man standing rule is.

also, i think we should play each other team twice, and then the top two play finals. the loser of the finals and the last placer will play for 2nd.

that way each team plays a minimum of 4 and a maximum of 6 matches. it should also take 12 weeks which takes us up to the end of summer.

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Matt ... cut an dpaste this into a new thread please.

As for the ideas around a fixture list: Isn't what you're proposing similar to the tournament held last year? We didn't manage to finish that, and the number of matches was hectic? Or did we play each other three times then?

If this was to start next weekend: then Sundays 4, 11, 18, 25 Feb; 4, 11, 18, 25 March; 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 April are the "match days".

We would still be playing every second week, except for the final which would be immediately following a match. That's a lot of games ...

Oh well - I'm not captain of this rickety team anyways - paging Mitch to the thread ...
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I just meant that we should play until every batsman goes out. while this is not really the way cricket works i think it will be nice. I am easy though.

The schedule sounds very similar to last year and very hectic, but i will not object....

Can we have a practice this year though? Please?
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co-sign on the practice idea
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practice sounds fine to me.

last year we played 3 times each, i think. so this is already much less.

i say we start the week after next.

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