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See what happens when you plan things so far ahead?? It is hard being right all the time, it really is...

Also how do i get to the school without using Jan Smuts? Isn't a section of Oxford closed as well for the Gautrain?

Also i think there is a one dayer at the wanderers that day, anyone want to go? We may be too tired but it is a nice idea which i think i am keen for...

Oh how i hate Cycling!! Nearly as much as soccer and Golf.
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Fucking highveld - I'm already sending them a hate letter for something else.

Anyway - suggested route for those coming from North, South and West. Get onto the M1 N/S, take corlette drive off ramp, go up to the top and turn left into Oxford - take a right into Eastwood (or Smits), a left then the last right at the T-Junction. The school is on that road (rosebank road)
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I take oxford to work everyday and though there are works the lanes are all (mostly) open. If you don't want to take corlette you can take the next offramp which is Glenhove.

Rob is already going to the cricket and I am getting a ticket today. Since I live on Corlette Drive it would be stupid not to go.
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In other news: From Russel
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Tell Russel he is my bunny and I expect to take him out very early in proceedings! I'm gunning for him.

Bastard, you live on Corlette. That is so cool. Can i invite my whole family and everyone i know to park in your garage? ;)

Where are you guys sitting? What stand? I think I may just go to this event, but i will only try buy tickets on the day, so hopefully some are still left.


Man I hope we can get a full side together by Sunday...
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We only have two parkings I'm afraid - for Rob and myself.

They're sitting in the bleaches I'm sorry to say - I must admit I like a bit of luxury at these things but oh well.

I'm on the computicket site right now so let me know if I should book for anyone else.
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Nah it is cool. I will see how i feel on the day. I will probably be tired from bowling at russel....
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Mitch wrote:Fucking highveld - I'm already sending them a hate letter for something else.

Anyway - suggested route for those coming from North, South and West. Get onto the M1 N/S, take corlette drive off ramp, go up to the top and turn left into Oxford - take a right into Eastwood (or Smits), a left then the last right at the T-Junction. The school is on that road (rosebank road)
Are you sure this is a good route? I'm looking on the site and the entire M1 is closed between woodmead and town.

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Ceek wrote:Nah it is cool. I will see how i feel on the day. I will probably be tired from bowling at russel....
Tired from running after the little red ball that got struck for yet another of his innumerable sixes more like ...

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Motherfuck!

OK. Checking the site now, I'll let you guys know

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The entire route basically circles rosebank. The best option I can see coming from the north is to take rivonia road all the way up to Illovo where it joins Oxford.

Coming from the south or west I haven't the foggiest - maybe go via Sandton if possible.

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Bastard cycling. Will figure this out tomorrow.
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would it be feasible to maybe postpone this fixture? just suggesting.
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It's not necessary. I will be taking the N1 and heading down rivonia road all the way to rosebank. no problems at all.
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Rebel Pope wrote:It's not necessary. I will be taking the N1 and heading down rivonia road all the way to rosebank. no problems at all.
yeah, this seems the easiest. it is about 15 minutes longer, but hey.

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I will come on my bike lol
Maybe do the race for about 0.5 KM

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Rebel Pope wrote:It's not necessary. I will be taking the N1 and heading down rivonia road all the way to rosebank. no problems at all.
yeah, this seems the easiest. it is about 15 minutes longer, but hey.

This sucks balls. How far down rivonia do i need to go? What is the actual address of the school?
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Take rivonia all the way up to where it joins Oxford street. i.e past sandton, past St. David's Marist up to Illovo.
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Am following Matthew. :)

Man i need GPS. Either that or i may have to learn the street names of places outside where i live!
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Insular American person!
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So the game is on and the first ball is to be bowled at 9:30 then?

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wait what game

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Very funny. That's one extra cross the line pull against your bowling for you.

:hmm:

Anyway, 930 we get the game going, filling in the numbers as we go along. 20 overs match. We have to be done by 130 to catch the cricket at wanderers.


Alex informs me the forecast for the weekend is wet though :(

The only consolation is that many cyclists may fall off their bikes and badly bruise their pubic bones.
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Let's try and run over a cyclist on the way?
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i'm putting on my snow tyres
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Extra runs for dead cyclists.

Blood on the bonnet and a broken wheel required as proof
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Can we tie them on the roof like deer and mount there ears on the bonnet as hood ornaments?

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Oi! i will be cycling that day :confused:
What would .Matt do?

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