OCC vs Jolly Rodger

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OCC vs Jolly Rodger

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Cricket again this weekend, hopefully OCC can get a semblance of a side together and wreak the revenge that is our due. Watching the two sides play yesterday (Jolly Rodger vs Matt 11) was very enjoyable, I was particularly impressed with the general all round talent and organisation of the Jolly Roger team

Most of the team are keen to start as early as possible, hopefully 9:30 and latest 10 (as originally intended). At worst we can lone/borrow fielders until full sides are reached.

So (intended) OCC side is :

Mitch (c) (w)
JC/Gareth/Darren
Russel
Fred
Keith
Warren
Alex (We need you man!!)
Rob

My intention is to conclude the game by 2pm at the latest which is entirely possible given an early start.

Please let me know early guys so that I can organise replacement(s) where necessary.
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I will be there and I will try to leave my hissy fit pants at home.
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I will be there and I will try and leave my butterfingers at home
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So warren isn't going to wear pants and Mitch isn't going to butter up his fingers? I knew you guys were having more fun than our team.
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I will be there.

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I may be available. Let's see how everyone else responds.

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News from the rest of the gang.

JC: Firmly yes (promises)
Fred: Nothere today, but indicates he has other plans
Russel: Still has a damaged hamstring, so won't open bowling - and insists that he will play if and ONLY if I play ... I tried to convince him otherwise - but he insists
Gareth - I haven't spoken to.

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Tell russel i love him and will carry his child but only if i can get a C-section and if the child's second name is CeeK regardless of gender.
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From Russel via email:
I’ve had chicks throw underwear at me and shit but this is way cooler! I don’t know what to say man. Hey, maybe Madonna will adopt it?
And that's it - I'm not your fucking messenger boy, nor a post office. If you two want to have a little chat I'll pm Russel's email to Chris.

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I like it when you watch alex :flirt:
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Thanks Alex,

So confirmed thus far is

Mitch
Warren
Rob (He hasn't per se confirmed, more a case of be there or get evicted)
Darren
JC

TBC :

Keith
Gareth
Alex + Russel

I'll contact Keith and Gareth if you could sms their numbers?
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Back on topic.

Still to be confirmed - but if I play it will be under the following measures.

1. We start as early as possible.
2. I will leave around lunch time. I truely hope we are finished by then.
3. Any hissy fits will be ignored by me. I will not pull a 'Fuck this I'm leaving' stunt - but it may be difficult to tempt me onto a pitch in future.
4. I will be given 10 runs to start with, just by walking out onto the field.

Okay, so that last one wasn't serious. But fuck it.

My view is the following: There is a massive time commitment, and if it isn't fun, then I have a fuck load to do. On the other hand I love the sport and I love the exercise.

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Thanks Alex, I'm sure you'll be glad you're there

Leaving at lunch time is all good - if we're running over we'll make sure you bat/bowl out before you leave and borrow a fielder if necessary.

I'll let Bryn know about the starting time at 930, 10 latest.

If Russ is playing I won't open with him, I'll mark him down as a leg spinner. I know time is an issue for him as well so the same above can apply - oh and tell him a big thank you if he does play.

That would leave us one short before Keith/Gareth
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I will unfortunately not be able to make it. I have prior arrangements for that Sunday and so will not be able to bring my bludgeoning game with

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A pity, but Alex did warn me. We'll miss you Fred, and JR won't
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Yes it is unfortunate. I was looking forward to playing a more classical game this time

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I thought you liked that Matt :lashflirt:

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gayness alert

Keith is good to go, so we have a team.

Mitch (c) (w)
JC
Russel
Darren
Keith
Warren
Alex
Rob

Do we have opposition?

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