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Final Madness

Posted: November 2, 2006, 8:41 am
by Ceek
Okay well i hope that everyone will attend the final regardless because i think we should introduce the following rules.

Boundary = 1 sip (for batsman)
Wicket = down beer (for bowler)
Catch = 1 sip (for fielder)
Drop catch = down 1 beer (for fielder)

Batting team is responsible for supplying whoever needs it the beer at the time when they need it. Alternatively the umpire can keep a coolerbox with him that contains 6 beers at all times?

Any other suggestions?

Posted: November 2, 2006, 8:49 am
by Tenacious B
these rules will help to level the playing field for us, since neil has no coordination when drunk.

Posted: November 2, 2006, 8:50 am
by Ceek
It will become a game where drinking and cricket skills are tested.

Posted: November 2, 2006, 9:00 am
by Biskit
or you could have a whole bunch of half naked girls on the boundary line with ice cold beers and they could run out to the offending party when it is drinking time... :bouncey:

Posted: November 2, 2006, 9:23 am
by Tenacious B
while an attractive idea, i do see the problem of our game taking 12 hours to finish like that.

Posted: November 2, 2006, 9:41 am
by Biskit
fine! fuck you then

Posted: November 2, 2006, 10:41 am
by Tenacious B
that could make it even longer :gonk:

Posted: November 2, 2006, 11:53 am
by Paelleon
Not in your case - I hear you last 20 seconds

Posted: November 2, 2006, 11:55 am
by Biskit
you got 20 seconds? he must have been having a good day...

Posted: November 2, 2006, 11:55 am
by Tenacious B
WELL THAT'S STILL 20 SECONDS LONGER OK

Posted: November 2, 2006, 12:02 pm
by Biskit
worst case scenario...