Final Madness

In celebration of the age-old traditions of cricket and rampant homosexuality.
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Okay well i hope that everyone will attend the final regardless because i think we should introduce the following rules.

Boundary = 1 sip (for batsman)
Wicket = down beer (for bowler)
Catch = 1 sip (for fielder)
Drop catch = down 1 beer (for fielder)

Batting team is responsible for supplying whoever needs it the beer at the time when they need it. Alternatively the umpire can keep a coolerbox with him that contains 6 beers at all times?

Any other suggestions?
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these rules will help to level the playing field for us, since neil has no coordination when drunk.

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It will become a game where drinking and cricket skills are tested.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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or you could have a whole bunch of half naked girls on the boundary line with ice cold beers and they could run out to the offending party when it is drinking time... :bouncey:
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while an attractive idea, i do see the problem of our game taking 12 hours to finish like that.

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fine! fuck you then
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that could make it even longer :gonk:

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Post by Paelleon »

Not in your case - I hear you last 20 seconds

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you got 20 seconds? he must have been having a good day...
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Post by Tenacious B »

WELL THAT'S STILL 20 SECONDS LONGER OK

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worst case scenario...
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