The OCC - too much of a (good) thing?

In celebration of the age-old traditions of cricket and rampant homosexuality.
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i really hope tammy reads this.
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i can bring some lady friends.
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but i thought mom was busy that day?
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:lol:
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.
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lady friends matt.

young girls with tight beavers.
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If they have tight beavers they must be under 10. Where do I sign up?
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i seem to remember there is a registry of some kind for just your purposes, fred.
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You mean like a buffet where you can choose what you want?
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I'm on that registry, but it doesn't work. All I get is angry stares and anxious mothers when I hang around the local creche.
'His most famous blunder was when he corrected student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" as "potatoe" at an elementary school spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, on June 15, 1992.[9]' - Wikipedia on Dan Quayle
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don't worry. that's just because they're jealous.
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So I keep telling myself, but still....

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'His most famous blunder was when he corrected student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" as "potatoe" at an elementary school spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, on June 15, 1992.[9]' - Wikipedia on Dan Quayle
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I mean really, what is the big deal with teaching the young ones about life. The sooner they learn, the sooner they understand that life doesn't always come with lub!!
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Man I wish we had a pole vault emoticon to emphasise the way Fred soared over the line
'His most famous blunder was when he corrected student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" as "potatoe" at an elementary school spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, on June 15, 1992.[9]' - Wikipedia on Dan Quayle
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Yes, that was over the line. :sombrero:
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lub? i don't think life EVER comes with lub.
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Yes, I meant lube. My spelling sucks, just like my life. Fucking shoot me!
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hey calm the fuck down at least you have your legs
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You guys have legs :(
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.
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i didn't say I had legs
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You're lucky, try living with a third leg growing out your ass!!!

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'His most famous blunder was when he corrected student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" as "potatoe" at an elementary school spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, on June 15, 1992.[9]' - Wikipedia on Dan Quayle
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You guys suck! Just because thalidomide left me with legs, that doesn't mean they work and I was poor so I never got an education in a school. i was home-schooled on the back of a travelling mongolian gypsey :suicide:
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that gypsy must have gotten real fucking tired eventually
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Oh so now i'm fat?! :flipbird:
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no i meant tired of teaching you
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Post by Drac »

Oh I see. I am a slow learner so it probably did tire her out :mewnod:
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