Sunday 29th against Matt 11

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Team same as last week? Is Alex able to play?
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i better be in the matt 11 ...

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Getting to that :

Alex can't play but Gareth can (though I need to confirm).

Current team (Provisional batting order) then :

Mitch
JC
Russel
Fred
Warren
Keith
Gareth/Darren
Rob

If anybody feels they are batting too low down, I am happy to drop to 7, but it seems that most are reluctant to open.
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I am very happy with that.

Okay same as last time. Game starts at 9 if you have a full team there at that time you get a bonus point on the league log.
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Post by Ceek »

Why don't you start a league log and post the results/points everything there? Plus you can't really run a league if you are going to play an undertermined amount of friendly games per day. Just a thought.
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We have the official game and the friendlies are just sepearte from that. The log is made up from the official games sadly.
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I may well be able to play. And I'm not sure about Russel or JC. Nor Darren yet. But will get confirmations as soon as. Starting tomorrow tho' cause I have meetings most of the afternoon.

I spoke to Gareth this morning, and he also said he'd be able to play - tho' he hasn't said the word "definite" yet.

That makes it a very surprising turnout of way more than needed. Mitch may be in the luxurious position of being able to pick a team on merit.

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Russel is confirmed. JC will let me know tomorrow.

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matt 11 all the way baby. we gonna roxorz ur boxorz right down 2 ur soxorz
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Does matt know abotu this game?
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I DO NOW!

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Post by Drac »

So when will we know if we have opposition?

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Post by Paelleon »

Ahhh Welcome back Matt. Do you have a team to "roxorz"? or whatever.

Hey Freddy, long time no post.

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Post by Drac »

It has been. I don't have any witty, smarty pants comments to make so I keep quiet

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Post by Tenacious B »

i'm slowly getting a team together - so far we have 6 or so - and i'm working on the other two.

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Good to know Matt. I'm looking forward to failing dismally with the bat again.

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Post by Mitch »

Ah, yes. The Mat 11 (or should that be 8 ) will feel our revenge
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not unless you murder us all the night before and just bowl at the undefended stumps all day.

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.Matt wrote:not unless you murder us all the night before and just bowl at the undefended stumps all day.
You are wood I am glue
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Post by Drac »

Makes no difference if someone is there or not. It won't be that hard to castle your team. We have Russell :leering:

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Post by Tenacious B »

we have neil, as well as one particular agent we picked up on the transfer market who i am sure you'll recognise.

in fact, why am i arguing about this? i love you all anyway, even when we're beating you like gongs.

edit: where the hell is that avatar from fred i love it

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Yes, it is quite nice. I thought you gentlemen might enjoy it.

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sauce plz

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So who is the cheese you picked up on the transfer market? Chris? John? Marco?

Urgh. Anyway at least I know that Matt's wicket is already wrapped up. Isn't that right bunny?
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speaking of bunnies

hey warren ... :yu:

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Post by Tenacious B »

goddamit. warren MY NEMESIS.

and i'm keeping our secret weapon just that: a secret.




p.s. two out of the three names you mentioned are not physically capable of playing cricket. capable of being very sexy, yes, but not playing cricket.

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I do hope that your secret weapon is a squad of naked female cheerleaders

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oh god so do i

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Post by Drac »

So have you got your team together? Is the game on?

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Post by Tenacious B »

we've got 6, but cannot find another two.

i submit either we cancel, and play next week or you find us two subs (who don't suck (i.e. not bryn)).

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