Proposed game Sunday 16th of April OCC Vs. Matt's CC

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I can bowl all the overs, we don't need any other bowlerss.

Anyway, some of us are planning to go to Jimmy's Killer Prawns for their R95 per kilo prawn special after the cricket. Anyone who played cricket and is keen may join us. The one opposite Banbury Cross at 7.
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Thanks Rob.

Seriously tho' I need to know if that is cool, or if I must get a replacement.

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i'm fine with you fags having to make up bowling numbers. as long as you don't mind me tearing your attack apart.

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We don't mind Matt. I just hope you don't mind us tearing your anus apart at the after match celebrations.
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why the hell would i mind

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Excellent. Alex remember to bring the "Fister 9000."
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i'm sure rob doesn't like being referred to like that.

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wait if it's matts CC, i gotta be in the team.
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i just assumed you were playing. it's not like you do anything else on sundays, cliff.



besides masturbating and eating, i mean.

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hey, i masturbate and eat every other day too dammit!

sundays are just more special.

but i can't wait to unleash the batting fury that is clifford!!
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ok well after half my team have bailed on me i'm left with four players:

me
neil
steve
cliff

any help with this would be appreciated. i'm waiting to hear from two subs but i'll only hear from them tonight :(

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What about John? or ur Marco? :bubchomp: or um Nickle or oh shit you are fucked.
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Well, I have a shaky possible with a guy called Jonathan, and there is also maybe JC - he starts work late, so I'll have to ask him this afternoon.

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What time is is starting? You see Tilman is having breakfast with his family but maybe he can make it if it starts at 11.
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We were aiming for 10. But we could push it out to 10.30. Do you think Tilman could make that?

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I will ask.
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Tilman says he will be there. He may be ten minutes late so we should bat first :banjo:
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Tilman says he will be there. He may be ten minutes late so we should bat first :banjo:
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Tilman says he will be there. He may be ten minutes late so we should bat first :banjo:

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I may have found 2 more. JC and his bud may be able to play.

I can't believe I'm giving you two ex-provisional's ...

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i think you meant ex-provincials or i'm going to be sorely upset

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ha ha ... yep.

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someone better post something about the game on sunday or i'm gonna be pissed.

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i rocked you guys!

awesome time though...must do again.

Will bring more balls.

And better refreshment....and i must also say, we need some sort of support group watching.
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Quick summary:

MattCC won the toss and elected to field. OCC performed dismally with the bat, scoring abysmally low in their first innings.

The second innings saw MattCC quickly wipe out OCC's total, and establish a healthy lead. It must be said that OCC was struck with misfortune early on in the innings with strike bowler Warren Robertson pulling a hamstring, putting paid to his medium pace; and lowering his strike potential.

During the third innings, the OCC quickly went about eliminating the lead, courtesy of JC du Val's brilliant, and rapid 50. But MattCC struck back, removing Grant Buchanan, and then running through the remaining batsmen. A vital contribution was made by Rob De Verneuil who struck 23 before finally succumbing.

Set a modest 78 for victory, MattCC quickly went about flaying the ball to all corners of the field, before the captain of OCC (suffering from a twisted ankle) struck in his second over. Two more wickets fell before MattCC managed to hit the winnings runs, and take the match.

Well played by all. And thanks to all who pitched up.

I also feel it incumbent upon me to point out that Rob De Verneuil was set a target of 30 runs, diminished by 5 for every wicket he took. And after scoring 23, and taking at least two wickets, has passed this little test and so is owed some beer - Warren pay up.

Also, I need the scorecards to insert into the stats package to keep them up to date - Thanks Matt.

Okay - now when is the rematch?

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Alex you may have noticed my signature here on Oddville I am keeping to my side of the bargain. I think if betting with Rob gets him to play the way he did on Sunday then I should do it every game. Well done Rob :banjo:
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do i have the scorecard? andrew took the scorebook home - if it's in that, i'll get it from him.

and we can do a rematch whenever, wherever. i have a whole bunch of guys eager to play.

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@Warren - good on you, and yes. You do that. (We need all the help we can get)

@Matt - again congrats, and get them to me as soon as you can. You can frame them in a shrine to your team's greatness after I'm done.

As for a rematch - We do have to wait for my ankle to stop hurting, and for Warren to heal up. But I'm keen as soon as. Would also be good to get 8 a side - that works better.

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i could totally get 8 a side.

and next time i won't underestimate warren's arm ball. as if that were possible.

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Hey normally I would be bowling medium pacers and get at least a million wickets. You should blame clifford for going out btw. He told me you can't play spin, so I put some on, and what do you know he was right.
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