Proposed game Sunday 16th of April OCC Vs. Matt's CC

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fucking motherfucking turncoat

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Can't belive you guys lost.... How many players were there in the end? Anyone keen for a game not this sunday but next sunday?
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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that's the 30th, right? i'm keen.

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I might be able to play. Will have to check - I was in marginal trouble with the law after last weekend ... maybe a one innings game - 30 overs?

Ceek - we had 6 a side in the end.

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Oh that's not too bad - 6 a side. Could have been worse. Still can't belive we lost though. Well played Matt CC!!

Hows' the emblem going matt?

Yeah its the 30th. And a one inings game sounds fine by me.

Palle - what trouble did you get into?
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emblem almost done - will be able to do some work on it this afternoon.

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The chick came along to watch, and was displeased when we started the second innings. She was cold, and tired.

Will broach the subject when I feel I can safely - ie without running the risk of having my nuts removed to decorate her rearview mirror ...

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Is this the chick who allows us to play? Because then you should let me charm her and she will be all happy to let us play. First step buy her some flowers to say thank-you for letting all of us fine upstanding young gentlemen use their facilities and explain how keen we all are to have children and send then to her prestigious school. That's a start.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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No you tosser - my chick. Cripes. I was using 'the law' facetiously ...

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many a true word

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LOL. Okay well that actually makes it slightly more difficult for me to charm her. I am going to need an industrial sized can of lubricant (don't worry i have my own be i expect to be re-imbursed); a troop of midgets (what is the correct collective noun for midgets anyway); 7 kms of chicken wire; A dry-cleaner that can clean warren's sick sexual fetish off my gimp suit; 2 boxes of 12 guage shot gun bullets; and R5000.00.
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Ceek wrote:(what is the correct collective noun for midgets anyway)
a short.

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i can play the 30th!!!!
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So - just one innings, and Cliff can play. We'll need about 10 new balls ...

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Don't tell me clifford took you guys apart? That is just sad.
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Ceek - you remember how Freddy smacked you on to the roof of the house behind the field? Well Cliff hit at least two there, ane even Rob climbed into the bowling and smacked one there. The owners were getting kinda pissed off ...

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Were you trying the Patented CeeK full toss strategy? If i were there i would have token 8 wickets for 0 runs and then made two 50's. ;) damn i wish i had been there. But lets continue. Don't let it die. Lets play once a month at least for the rest of our lives.

Unrelated but did you see my post about warren? Cashed in his first tournie. I much prefer these free-out tournies!! Did you play? WSOP feeder tonight. don't know what it costs but what a prize. Flights accomodation and entry to the tournament. OMG. of $10k prize. Nice!!
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Shit. I can't make the 30th. We're away.

Not that that means you guys can't play - just I can't. We could maybe hold over to the following weekend? Fuck it - whenever we get enough guys available.

and Ceek - yes, a freezeout is a much better tourney to play; no
I didn't play; and yes a cool prize. I recently won a freeroll freezeout for R250, beating 44 players. And lead from very early, remaining in the top 6 till the final table and then dominating. It was my first tournament in nearly two months; and it was a good one. I stopped playing to get my mind right again. Not sure when I'll be back on piggs ...

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I was so happy with my play in the freezeout tournie. I stayed true to my principles but made 3 crucial mistakes. (i chased a straight at the 800 level and a flush at the next level). I also misplayed a crucial KK. I should have slow played but figured my table was playing really lose and would think i was bluffing. Unfortunately no takers. I went out at the 8k/16k level becaues the blinds were just too hectic for me to compete. Came 47th.

I have remembered how to play though which i found very encouraging. Now i just have to remember how to take the lead early. I am telling you that is the only way to play. Once you got the stack you can determine how everyone else at the table plays. I still haven't had the balls to enter the pay tournies. played a 10 player table for entry to the 100k tournament but came 3rd or something. I actually started thinking i was playing at a normal sit and go where i aim to come third and then dominate. I am cheap i don't like to lose my money. Luckily with that freeroll win i am back up to R1k. I want to get back up to 1.4 where i started in feb.

You play at party poker or empire? I downloaded the software for about 5 different casinos and then decided that i should just stick with piggs peak. They have freerolls too i am sure? Want to refer me?

re. cricket - Move it to the next weekend then i don't mind. I am free on sundays and saturdays. from now on. Except this sunday.
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Yes I cam 131st in the tournament and then blew all 16000 of my money trying to get a loser to fold. In the end he had KKQQJ and I had KKQQ10 oh well. anyway I will play on any sunday you guys like.
P.S: My leg still in agony
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shame about the hamstring. my ankle is still tender - but much better.

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you should've come off the field goof ball !!!!!

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ceek... i am an uber batsmen. and pretend bowler.
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So i hear cliffie!! Bet you a six pack i can get you out though ;)
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hahaha...whatever chris....bring it on.
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Look forward to it!!
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