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I hereby declared that PORL is an honourary member of the OCC. With full rights to all the priveledges that this position entitles one, including blow jobs from natives and .Matt.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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you bastards are denigrating the noble sport. :sombrero:

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Giving blow jobs is not a sport mattie. I mean you are really good at it don't get me wrong. Maybe even the best. A pleasure to watch. Fit and at the top of your game but it still isn't a sport!
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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but you were all for starting a league last night

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All i said was 'go deep' and 'this is better than when archy gemmel scored against holland in 1998'
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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as your new comrade, my first wish is for everyone to get drunk. GO MY PRETTIES, GO
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I would just like to say that it's about time England supplied a South African team with a player. We have been stocking that country's international squad for decades I am glad we finally got something back :gentleman:
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Ceek wrote:Giving blow jobs is not a sport mattie. I mean you are really good at it don't get me wrong. Maybe even the best. A pleasure to watch. Fit and at the top of your game but it still isn't a sport!
how does an indian man know he just got a good blowjob?

there's a red dot on his stomach

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Ands wrote: how does an indian man know he just got a good blowjob?
because he wakes up from a dead faint, surrounded by intoxicatingly beautiful bisexual victoria's secret supermodels, their faces covered in semen?

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