Oddville Cricket Match

In celebration of the age-old traditions of cricket and rampant homosexuality.
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Post by Paelleon »

Okay - my last post for a while.

1. I've added about 4, maybe 5 to the list of players
2. Frank (the guard) will open for us by 10am tomorrow - We can start play by 10.30
3. Directions:

Travel along Oxford Road near Rosebank
Turn into Jellicoe (turning left if coming from Braamfontein side; and right if from Sandton side)
Second robot right into BATH (School is on your left)
First left, and first left again into STURDEE

Entrance is on your left.

Watch for those yorkies.

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Steve ... how's the arm?

Fred feels like a doos.

It was fun anyway.

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hey man, arm is ok.

thanks again for organising. it was rather fun! was buggered on sunday tho!
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sorry i couldn't play, my knee was fucked and still is fucked.
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ah cliff... go tell someone else your sob story...


heeheehee...


Sorry dude, hope it gets better for our next action match.
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saturday was awesome.

as a warning to all the faggots who pulled out, the next full match is on saturday the 15th january. if it rains on that day, we'll move it to the sunday, so the best plan is to leave both days open.

we're counting on warren and his gang of rapists to show up, but please let me know if you're not going to be able to make it.

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I'll be there. My 5 runs might be invaluable :banjo:
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rob? mitch? are they making an appearance this time?

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This time?? I was never available for that last game, I am sure I said so. Anyway I will DEFINITELY be available and keen for January 15th! Looking forward to it.
'His most famous blunder was when he corrected student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" as "potatoe" at an elementary school spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey, on June 15, 1992.[9]' - Wikipedia on Dan Quayle

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I am tentatively in. I may have to work on saturdays in Jan but don't worry, i'll confirm well in advance.
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Fuck that - i'm in.
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awesome. we start around 10am, going through to whenever the last person passes out. i'm guessing it's at rosebank primary again, but that's alex's call.

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I've asked Mr Chilton to check with the principle - but the should be no problems.

Now ...

How many people do we have here?
How many of the players do I need to bring along?
Does steve mind if I bring Fred (the big meanie) along - as long as he promises to behave and not clap the arm too much?

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Post by no noodles »

I'm in.

Pretty sure I can hook up 4 or so players.

As to bringing Fred along... i don't know so much, as a result of the smack to my arm i have subsequently gone blind and have a permanent erection. This is all rather disconcerting for me.
Matt on the other hand will not stop staring. This is a normal thing. It is the dodgy grin that is bothering me... :1tear:

I really don't mind if Fred comes along, I owe him a six past the bowler.
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we'll have a full 22, but feel free to bring along whoever - rather your guys than my unreliable ones.

fred can come. i'm sure steve won't mind.

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i am in. Knee will be working again by then.
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can i come and i'll bake vegan cupcakes again

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discolexy wrote:can i come and i'll bake vegan cupcakes again

they're fucking sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
As long as by Vegan cupcakes, you mean that they are made out of Vegans, then yes fine. Otherwise NO!!!!!
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:(
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fuck i could totally go for a vegan right about now

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Have already Pm'd alex but i would like to play the next game.
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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awesome, dude!

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.Matt wrote:saturday was awesome.

as a warning to all the faggots who pulled out, the next full match is on saturday the 15th january. if it rains on that day, we'll move it to the sunday, so the best plan is to leave both days open.

we're counting on warren and his gang of rapists to show up, but please let me know if you're not going to be able to make it.
Despite the date being wrong - we're going with the day. This SATURDAY - 14 JANUARY 2006.

Time: 10.00 till end

Check-list: Minimum requirements - box and inners. Hopefully we will have enough bats to go around, and pads etc ...

Who is in? myself - plus 3 possibly ...

PM me for directions.

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I am in. Pm me the directions please. Anyone checked the weather forecast? Also how we going to choose teams etc.? And lets say game starts at 10 not arrive sometime around 10 waste 3 hours and start at 1pm!!!
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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as am i !!!!!!!!!

i miss cricket lots and lots , and expect me to not go out all day ...

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930 rosebank primary sat 14. I am there
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don't forget the beers
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What do we do for food? Are there braai facilities, are we getting take out, should we bring ready to eat food? What?
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Mitch wrote:930 rosebank primary sat 14. I am there
Ditto.

Yeah see you all there. Apparently the weather should be good but we'll see.
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Does anyone have any balls?
During the last six decades, Cliff Richard has charted many hit singles, and holds the record (along with Elvis Presley) as the only act to make the UK singles charts in all of its active decades (1950s–2000s). According to his website, he has sold 250 million records over the course of his career.

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