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by Paelleon
September 22, 2008, 4:32 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Worst Personal Column
Replies: 5
Views: 4119

Re: Worst Personal Column

I don't know. I found it hot. I regularly jerk off while reading.
by Paelleon
August 15, 2008, 2:14 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Excel/Embedded Flash Games
Replies: 11
Views: 6366

Re: Excel/Embedded Flash Games

I'm guessing you have to lower your security settings. That or the Mac sucks.

Alternatively you can click here

Now also available: Bloody Day part 2
by Paelleon
August 4, 2008, 5:44 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: South Africans taking over the world
Replies: 2
Views: 1353

Re: South Africans taking over the world

To be fair he was probably speaking in the second person imperative (is that what it's called Warren - my grammar isn't as good as it should be) as in "It is an honour to captain your country". But the written word makes it easy to imply that he was pointing a finger at the assembled english press ....
by Paelleon
August 4, 2008, 3:05 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: South Africans taking over the world
Replies: 2
Views: 1353

South Africans taking over the world

So. Kevin Pietersen is appointed English Captain on the back of Vaughn's departure. The best part was this quote: I have learned a great deal about leadership from playing under both Michael and Paul and fully appreciate the level of responsibility that comes with the job of captaining your country....
by Paelleon
July 30, 2008, 1:07 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: The Dark Knight: A Review
Replies: 12
Views: 2315

Re: The Dark Knight: A Review

Biskit wrote:Did you not like Maggie?
Without giving too much away I liked her best at the very end of the movie. That was the best thing that could have happened to her. Or what happened in "Secretary". That was also a good thing that could have happened to her. Dirty trollop.
by Paelleon
July 30, 2008, 10:51 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The Dark Knight: A Review
Replies: 12
Views: 2315

Re: The Dark Knight: A Review

Because I pay you to?
by Paelleon
July 30, 2008, 10:45 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The Dark Knight: A Review
Replies: 12
Views: 2315

Re: The Dark Knight: A Review

You like me. You really, really like me.
by Paelleon
July 30, 2008, 10:17 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: now i know exactly what to get matt for xmas!
Replies: 7
Views: 1636

Re: now i know exactly what to get matt for xmas!

Mantyhose! Now you too can feel the fabric wedge up your arse, cramp your groin and cause intense discomfort all to make your legs look smooth. "Two thumbs up!" - Siskel and Ebert
by Paelleon
July 30, 2008, 10:13 am
Forum: Random
Topic: MoonShine
Replies: 4
Views: 1548

Re: MoonShine

...I will bring ma trailer...
by Paelleon
July 30, 2008, 10:11 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Game underpants
Replies: 5
Views: 1649

Re: Game underpants

Biskit wrote:i think these are all HOT!

i am actually going to have a metal thong made for myself!
by Paelleon
July 30, 2008, 10:10 am
Forum: Media
Topic: The Dark Knight: A Review
Replies: 12
Views: 2315

Re: The Dark Knight: A Review

tbh I understand the complaint about 2.5 hours. I did feel it. The movie would have been punchier if it had ended slightly earlier. That said it picked up dramatically at the end, and the entire production, as a whole, was almost perfect. Ledger deserved every bit of the praise heaped upon him - he ...
by Paelleon
July 11, 2008, 1:06 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: warren and pauline-ville
Replies: 15
Views: 1919

Re: warren and pauline-ville

Rebel Pope wrote:i agree...where the hell is Matt this week? Paelleon, drac and Illengurts come on but don't post. No idea why.
I have nothing to say.
by Paelleon
July 10, 2008, 8:18 am
Forum: Random
Topic: The Exploding Fridge and other Tales
Replies: 5
Views: 1498

The Exploding Fridge and other Tales

An exploding fridge has stunned bomb experts, fridge specialists - and the fridge's owner. Adrian Coetzee, who lives in Silver Lakes, Pretoria, narrowly escaped death on Wednesday when an explosion ripped through his kitchen, blowing food and shrapnel from his four-month-old fridge across the room....
by Paelleon
July 9, 2008, 9:41 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Old Sega Ad
Replies: 5
Views: 1839

Re: Old Sega Ad

You used to have a knob? LIES!!!!
by Paelleon
July 4, 2008, 2:06 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: Amazing Java site
Replies: 9
Views: 1431

Re: Amazing Java site

like Rick Rolling, only more offensive ...
by Paelleon
July 4, 2008, 1:37 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: Important link
Replies: 16
Views: 1618

Re: Important link

I hide mine in a folder called 'pr0n'. Nobody would think of that!

You see - what I did was change the o to a 0, and switch the order of the middle two letters. I'm smart like that.
by Paelleon
July 3, 2008, 5:45 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: a thread that's not about warren and matt fisting each other
Replies: 92
Views: 9217

Re: a thread that's not about warren and matt fisting each other

Damn! was beaten to it. oh well.

Edit: Also - double post. Whatever happened to that little game?
by Paelleon
July 3, 2008, 5:44 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: a thread that's not about warren and matt fisting each other
Replies: 92
Views: 9217

Re: a thread that's not about warren and matt fisting each other

First post out of the way, only 4 to go ...

and where the fuck is ceek?
by Paelleon
July 3, 2008, 2:54 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: All the Mythbusters Awesomness!
Replies: 7
Views: 1863

Re: All the Mythbusters Awesomness!

lol
by Paelleon
July 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Excel/Embedded Flash Games
Replies: 11
Views: 6366

Re: Excel/Embedded Flash Games

My friend scored 800-million...can he suck your balls now Matt? Also what's the difference between the guns, i mean apart from the splatter effects. I think the higher powered guns score less ... not sure tho'. Too busy losing to watch how many points you score for a kill, or how much extra time yo...
by Paelleon
July 3, 2008, 11:50 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Excel/Embedded Flash Games
Replies: 11
Views: 6366

Re: Excel/Embedded Flash Games

So he does something impossible and gets rewarded with sucking your balls. I have to pay. Something isn't right here ...
by Paelleon
July 3, 2008, 10:58 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Excel/Embedded Flash Games
Replies: 11
Views: 6366

Re: Excel/Embedded Flash Games

Games over. A friend of mine claims to have made a score of 7660.

That's too good. I'm out.
by Paelleon
July 2, 2008, 10:09 am
Forum: Games
Topic: The worst thing to happen to gaming ever!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 2609

Re: The worst thing to happen to gaming ever!!!!

Tenacious B wrote:i sure remember frantically masturbating to the sight of the syreen captain's cleavage in star control 2.
That was fucking awesome. I remember photoshopping (well to be honest it was paint because i have no skills at anything more complex) nippples in ...
by Paelleon
July 2, 2008, 10:06 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Excel/Embedded Flash Games
Replies: 11
Views: 6366

Re: Excel/Embedded Flash Games

That was just the one time ... jeez.

LET IT GO ALREADY!!!!!
by Paelleon
July 2, 2008, 9:50 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Diablo 3
Replies: 21
Views: 1994

Re: Diablo 3

PORL wrote:also lol at paelleons shit internet
You know - that isn't even a joke. I tried to load just the front page at home - thinking I would use my bandwidth to watch the movies all evening - and it took 5 minutes to fully load the page. Fuck the videos ...
by Paelleon
July 2, 2008, 8:58 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The Motivational Poster Thread: Because they are funny!
Replies: 28
Views: 4626

Re: The Motivational Poster Thread: Because they are funny!

I don't understand. What is this internet? And where can I find pictures of people sticking their naughty bits into other people?
by Paelleon
July 1, 2008, 5:45 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: Excel/Embedded Flash Games
Replies: 11
Views: 6366

Excel/Embedded Flash Games

are some of the greatest things to hit the corporate world, and spread faster than my syphilis.

Top score I have is 4925. Beat that (not a reference to masturbation).
by Paelleon
July 1, 2008, 5:01 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The Motivational Poster Thread: Because they are funny!
Replies: 28
Views: 4626

Re: The Motivational Poster Thread: Because they are funny!

LISTEN UP YOU HEATHEN! I HAVE TWO POINTS TO MAKE.

1. bump
2. This isn't a motivational poster, but it is an awesome picture.

That is all.
by Paelleon
July 1, 2008, 4:55 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: I HATE WORK!!
Replies: 10
Views: 1394

Re: I HATE WORK!!

Oh God did my humour just get dissed by Alex? How did i ever sink so low? This is what it must feel like being a ceo of a blue chip company only to wake up one day to find yourself living under a bridge while your wife stays in your old home with your ex best friend. http://flabbergastedly.com/wp-c...