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I agree, ban mitch. I also agree with warren that all should go down on mitch. I would also be tempted to shut down the site as an active forum, particularly as I discovered today that I am now firewalled from chess and well, I'm a pretty selfish guy. Seriously though I believe the site needs more a...

Quite keen to go on the wednesday but I doubt I will be able to, so thursday it will probably be

Obligatory back page girl would be fantastic

Well done Pauline, you have managed to post a Sun-type headline, even down to the obligatory exclamation mark.

I would rather perform Bok Van Blerk's "De La Rey" in drag at a PAC convention while having my face chewed off by a pack of ravenous weasels. At least I know I'm going out in style. Would you rather have Barbra Streisand serenade you in the nude OR Have an intellectual discussion on migratory mating...

:ROFL:

On close examination the mound had been completely mowed so that it took only a light brush of the fingers to reveal a smooth, slightly slippery surface

It's actually what .matt calls his penis

All this does is make me feel old.

I think about your basement with much fondness...

and if you are you're not worshipping him correctly

or so they say...

Over his impressive career, he has started several cults, and seen at least two through completion and Removal to other Planes of Existance.

this sounds suspiciously like mass suicide...

And I've been blaming myself all this time. I now feel liberated to go touch other people's penises....

starting with....

.Matt is a thieving prick.

Try getting me for slander now PDA

I am starting a band - I'm calling it Plastic Duck Armada.

I can't sing, write music or play any instrument - auditions start now

Trying to crush individuality and originality will only stimulate it more

Interesting addition to this: The band lost a lot of money (millions of pounds) on this tour, with the exception of Rick Wright (Keyboards) - because of his falling out with Roger Waters he was removed as a partner of Pink Floyd's company so when he toured he was paid a set fee as an accompanying mu...

When Syd Vicious wore his "I hate Pink Floyd" t-shirt he should have been gunned down immediately and his body parts sent to the four corners of Britain as an example.

I'll......cut.....you...

Warren knows all the rules but doesn't understand them - unless they involve little children at Atomic Kitten concerts

As we all know, God plays dice so his continued benevolence can only be determined by the role of fortune. Which means our entire lives are dependant on chance, not God's whim and not even fate. For this very reason our entire civilization should be run by statisticsal analysis alone with no other f...

Amarula and vodka is all I could find on the homeless person I murdered for booze.

Warren don't forget Rob and his 5 Litres of OB's

Hulk was fantastic!

Though I drank 2L of Amarula, vodka and milk that I smuggled into the cinema at the time so that may be the reason....

Cynicism such as the above is in itself degenerative

Happiness is a state of mind that should not be guaranteed - one can only truly experience life by experiencing both happiness and unhappiness.

If Porl can't do it right then .Matt is in for a lonely and unsatisfying life

Shouldn't this be in debate club?

AH! I see my confusion now : I thought in the original problem you could only pick from two doors, one of which had a car and the third was incidental. Shows that reading the problem first is always a good start. I now fully support the solution. Though Warren's point seems to be valid - by playing ...

Why? A different example will make it clear. Suppose our task is to pick the ace of spades from a deck of cards. We select one card. The chance we got the right one is 1 in 52. Now the dealer takes the remaining 51 cards, looks at them, and turns over 50, none of which is the ace of spades. One car...