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by Mitch
August 27, 2007, 10:24 am
Forum: Site News
Topic: The Last Thread on Oddville
Replies: 23
Views: 12885

Re: The Last Thread on Oddville

I agree, ban mitch. I also agree with warren that all should go down on mitch. I would also be tempted to shut down the site as an active forum, particularly as I discovered today that I am now firewalled from chess and well, I'm a pretty selfish guy. Seriously though I believe the site needs more a...
by Mitch
July 31, 2007, 9:23 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: Oppikoppi!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 1268

Re: Oppikoppi!!!

Quite keen to go on the wednesday but I doubt I will be able to, so thursday it will probably be
by Mitch
July 19, 2007, 12:57 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Baby Born Drunk!
Replies: 7
Views: 1112

Re: Baby Born Drunk!

Obligatory back page girl would be fantastic
by Mitch
July 19, 2007, 12:13 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: Baby Born Drunk!
Replies: 7
Views: 1112

Re: Baby Born Drunk!

Well done Pauline, you have managed to post a Sun-type headline, even down to the obligatory exclamation mark.
by Mitch
July 19, 2007, 12:09 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The "What would you rather do" game?
Replies: 2
Views: 752

Re: The "What would you rather do" game?

I would rather perform Bok Van Blerk's "De La Rey" in drag at a PAC convention while having my face chewed off by a pack of ravenous weasels. At least I know I'm going out in style. Would you rather have Barbra Streisand serenade you in the nude OR Have an intellectual discussion on migratory mating...
by Mitch
July 13, 2007, 10:22 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The Sexually ambiguous comments thread
Replies: 9
Views: 1255

Re: The Sexually ambiguous comments thread

:ROFL:

On close examination the mound had been completely mowed so that it took only a light brush of the fingers to reveal a smooth, slightly slippery surface
by Mitch
July 12, 2007, 5:25 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: "nevermind" baby turns 16
Replies: 7
Views: 1476

Re: "nevermind" baby turns 16

It's actually what .matt calls his penis
by Mitch
July 12, 2007, 9:08 am
Forum: Media
Topic: "nevermind" baby turns 16
Replies: 7
Views: 1476

Re: "nevermind" baby turns 16

All this does is make me feel old.
by Mitch
July 11, 2007, 9:53 am
Forum: Links
Topic: Essential Website for all Oddvillians!
Replies: 13
Views: 2232

Re: Essential Website for all Oddvillians!

I think about your basement with much fondness... :1tear:
by Mitch
July 10, 2007, 4:19 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: Essential Website for all Oddvillians!
Replies: 13
Views: 2232

Re: Essential Website for all Oddvillians!

and if you are you're not worshipping him correctly
by Mitch
July 10, 2007, 12:33 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: Essential Website for all Oddvillians!
Replies: 13
Views: 2232

Re: Essential Website for all Oddvillians!

or so they say...
by Mitch
July 10, 2007, 11:20 am
Forum: Links
Topic: Essential Website for all Oddvillians!
Replies: 13
Views: 2232

Re: Essential Website for all Oddvillians!

Over his impressive career, he has started several cults, and seen at least two through completion and Removal to other Planes of Existance.
this sounds suspiciously like mass suicide...
by Mitch
July 9, 2007, 12:58 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: The uncanny ability of Drac to kill any thread
Replies: 8
Views: 1346

Re: The uncanny ability of Drac to kill any thread

And I've been blaming myself all this time. I now feel liberated to go touch other people's penises....

starting with....
by Mitch
July 2, 2007, 7:58 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: A Duck's Journey
Replies: 7
Views: 1116

Re: A Duck's Journey

.Matt is a thieving prick.

Try getting me for slander now PDA
by Mitch
July 2, 2007, 12:21 pm
Forum: Random
Topic: A Duck's Journey
Replies: 7
Views: 1116

Re: A Duck's Journey

I am starting a band - I'm calling it Plastic Duck Armada.

I can't sing, write music or play any instrument - auditions start now
by Mitch
July 2, 2007, 10:39 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The contentious statements thread
Replies: 29
Views: 2555

Re: The contentious statements thread

Trying to crush individuality and originality will only stimulate it more
by Mitch
July 2, 2007, 10:23 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Floyd's Great Wall
Replies: 1
Views: 943

Re: Floyd's Great Wall

Interesting addition to this: The band lost a lot of money (millions of pounds) on this tour, with the exception of Rick Wright (Keyboards) - because of his falling out with Roger Waters he was removed as a partner of Pink Floyd's company so when he toured he was paid a set fee as an accompanying mu...
by Mitch
July 2, 2007, 10:12 am
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The contentious statements thread
Replies: 29
Views: 2555

Re: The contentious statements thread

When Syd Vicious wore his "I hate Pink Floyd" t-shirt he should have been gunned down immediately and his body parts sent to the four corners of Britain as an example.
by Mitch
June 29, 2007, 5:27 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Monopoly Movie?
Replies: 9
Views: 1543

Re: Monopoly Movie?

I'll......cut.....you...


:samurai:
by Mitch
June 29, 2007, 5:25 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The contentious statements thread
Replies: 29
Views: 2555

Re: The contentious statements thread

Warren knows all the rules but doesn't understand them - unless they involve little children at Atomic Kitten concerts
by Mitch
June 28, 2007, 3:51 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The contentious statements thread
Replies: 29
Views: 2555

Re: The contentious statements thread

As we all know, God plays dice so his continued benevolence can only be determined by the role of fortune. Which means our entire lives are dependant on chance, not God's whim and not even fate. For this very reason our entire civilization should be run by statisticsal analysis alone with no other f...
by Mitch
June 28, 2007, 3:47 pm
Forum: Media
Topic: Monopoly Movie?
Replies: 9
Views: 1543

Re: Monopoly Movie?

Amarula and vodka is all I could find on the homeless person I murdered for booze.

Warren don't forget Rob and his 5 Litres of OB's
by Mitch
June 28, 2007, 11:16 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Monopoly Movie?
Replies: 9
Views: 1543

Re: Monopoly Movie?

Hulk was fantastic!

Though I drank 2L of Amarula, vodka and milk that I smuggled into the cinema at the time so that may be the reason....
by Mitch
June 27, 2007, 1:23 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The contentious statements thread
Replies: 29
Views: 2555

Re: The contentious statements thread

Cynicism such as the above is in itself degenerative
by Mitch
June 26, 2007, 3:22 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The contentious statements thread
Replies: 29
Views: 2555

Re: The contentious statements thread

Happiness is a state of mind that should not be guaranteed - one can only truly experience life by experiencing both happiness and unhappiness.
by Mitch
June 26, 2007, 2:40 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The contentious statements thread
Replies: 29
Views: 2555

Re: The contentious statements thread

If Porl can't do it right then .Matt is in for a lonely and unsatisfying life
by Mitch
June 25, 2007, 3:56 pm
Forum: I Spit On Your Grave 2: Chris's Anus's Apostrophe Boogaloo
Topic: The contentious statements thread
Replies: 29
Views: 2555

Re: The contentious statements thread

Shouldn't this be in debate club?
by Mitch
June 20, 2007, 10:26 am
Forum: Media
Topic: Top 10 Physical Transformations...
Replies: 5
Views: 1139

Re: Top 10 Physical Transformations...

:rofl:
by Mitch
June 19, 2007, 4:15 pm
Forum: Debate Club
Topic: Maths genius apply here.
Replies: 15
Views: 2097

Re: Maths genius apply here.

AH! I see my confusion now : I thought in the original problem you could only pick from two doors, one of which had a car and the third was incidental. Shows that reading the problem first is always a good start. I now fully support the solution. Though Warren's point seems to be valid - by playing ...
by Mitch
June 19, 2007, 10:49 am
Forum: Debate Club
Topic: Maths genius apply here.
Replies: 15
Views: 2097

Re: Maths genius apply here.

Why? A different example will make it clear. Suppose our task is to pick the ace of spades from a deck of cards. We select one card. The chance we got the right one is 1 in 52. Now the dealer takes the remaining 51 cards, looks at them, and turns over 50, none of which is the ace of spades. One car...