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these posters are being put up around basketball courts, and the only time a gay person was ever on a basketball court was when he was being used as the ball.

god i remember that outfit from prince of persia

it may be the only time i've masturbated to a video game*






*between on the hours of 2 and 3pm on a saturday afternoon while drinking a can of fosters.

lol at his parents denying his very existence

brilliant

after the = i think

just click the youtube button in the reply screen and put the "embed" portion of the youtube code into it.

someone's angry about being gay

or alternatively your own forum you fucking degenerate pigs

you've obviously never washed cardboard or tried to remove 2 year old saran wrap from a human body have you warren

dear god i feel like bacon right now

what a sad day it is when we can't publicly molest children with our mouths without some goddamn government-types making a law against it.

also voted no because everyone knows faggots do not understand feelings like love.

Rebel Pope wrote:residual hatred.

hatred? or do you mean....attraction?

yeah, while you pretend to fumble in your bulging purse for 10 pence, would you rather he was pretending neither of you were in this dehumanising situation, or stare at your crotch intensely?

20 metres of saran wrap and scratch-and-sniff nipple caps made from pronutro boxes.

maybe he was reading a book called "how to find a job in today's current poor economic climate even if you were fucked by fate through being born to parents who could not afford to educate you and thus through no fault of your own were left homeless on the streets depending on the kindness of strang...

hey baby what are you wearing

also, i'm taking bets on whether maddy is drac or chataine....bet now!

i was going to say that i think warren has finally stooped to responding to himself using multiple accounts when i realised that he doesn't have the imagination to think up the biography of an adult model from nevada. in fact, he barely has the imagination to think up the biography of a lowly journa...

i can't believe this bastion of internet comedy has been reduced to linking to worth1000

jesus people can we keep the flirting to a minimum

if the real world includes being found dead next to a railway line then i think oddville just turned a profit, guys.

true. some spanish guy once tried to sell me into sexual slavery and then didn't turn up when he said he would

it's also a complete fake, but it is very funny.

Which one of the internets do we hack?

All of them.

oh wow i didn't know the elite internet cinema police laid down a statute of limitations on this shit so fuck you

hey lexy why don't you grow a fucking heart you evil bitch

jesus christ

i liked the theory but felt that the execution fell flat

my god, it's full of gays